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Joke of the Day
"Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline? Stymied Coppers"
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"You are what you eat. *eats Ryan Gosling* *crosses fingers*"
"When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ? the four hands (you dirty minds)"
"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."
"When I want to exercise, I wear my gym clothes... ...but when I want to wear something more formal, I wear my James clothes."
"My wife says I should be a bull rider... Since I'm lucky to last 8 seconds..."
"So I heard that Israel recently passed a law to cap banker's salaries... It'll be repealed within 8 to 9 days."
"What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice? It's just a phase."
"What's the opposite of progress? The president."
"Hey, bud. Who's Charles Foster Kane's favourite character in Titanic, bud? It's Rose, bud."