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Joke of the Day

"I finally got around to watching Dr Strange It was about time"

"I've just used glitter spray paint in a confined space, and now I'm on another planet busting disco moves with an intoxicated pixie."

"A black guy walks into a bar. And he found himself with a headache as he couldn't read the CONSTRUCTION sign"

"What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks."

"Megan and chicken Knock, knock? Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice..."

"The number of things I feel compelled to sniff before I buy, is slightly embarrassing."

"The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"""

"I used to make jokes about people with butter fingers; stopped 'cause they couldn't handle it."

"I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy He has a strong Taipei personality"

"You know the economy is bad... When you pull into the McDonald's drive thru and the person at the speaker asks... Can you afford fries with that?"