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Joke of the Day

"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""

"What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you? get off the merry-go-round! :)"

"I'm really glad they named a park bench after my uncle in memorial. It fits, he was great at having homeless ppl sleep on top of him"

"Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral Pew Pew Pew"

"I tried some of those little, rabbit Peeps... (they tasted just like chicken)"

"Why was Hitler such a bad painter He could only paint reichtangles"

"Why do Jamaican philosophers shit together? Because they discuss tings."

"Why do all public restrooms feel haunted?"

"How do you stop volcanoes from erupting? Give them earth control pills*!* heh heh heh..."

"Just overheard someone say, ""I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries."" You know. Like a book."