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Joke of the Day

"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""

"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? No seatbelt."

"How do you organize a space party? You planet"

"How do you make Donald Trump laugh? tickle his armpits"

"what are the best sort of bees? boobies"

"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"

"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"What's the coolest kind of surgery? Hip surgery."

"What is your favorite one to two line joke? Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!"