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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hitler such a bad painter He could only paint reichtangles"
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"Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"""
"The first time I spent the night at my girlfriend's house, her father would not let us sleep together... ...which is a shame because he was very attractive."
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"Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous? It doesn't work."
"That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts."
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"Hey, Johns, your parents thought about your name for about half a second."
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