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Joke of the Day

"Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral Pew Pew Pew"

"In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side."

"What do you call horse hay from Mexico Jose"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."

"What do you call a sad boner? Mourning Wood"

"What is the easiest way to kill a frenchman? Break his neck by slamming down the toilet seat, while he is drinking. - Otto von Bismarck"

"Where do Amish people go to get medicine? To the farmacy."

"What do you use when you go fishing for nudes on the internet? A boober!"

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback."