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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you? get off the merry-go-round! :)"

"I'm always suspicious of stairs. They're usually up to something."

"nsfw Was told this by my Italian coworker. Ever hear of an Italian tire? Dego here dego there and when they go flat dego wop wop wop!"

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."

"How do you describe eating just the right amount? Nom Nom Nominal"

"My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool."

"It's so cold this morning I had to seperate my dogs poop into two seperate bags and use them as hand warmers."

"Mary faked a smile when she opened the frankincense and myrrh."

"Hate weight limit signs in the elevator. Then I'm put in the awkward position of telling some pregnant woman she has to take the stairs."

"A news report says hackers stole $1 Billion dollars from banks around the world. And several pens."