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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you? get off the merry-go-round! :)"

"Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself."

"What do you call cows with no sense of humor? Feminists"

"Bernie has a fucked up Campaign Slogan. As a Jew, why the fuck would his campaign slogan be ""Feel the Bern""? Love the guy, best canidate, a bit flawed and optimistic. Don't kill me bernie bros."

"LPT: Always sneeze when calling in sick to work So your boss always ""nose"" that you are really sick."

"Did you hear about Ken M.? He was a master baiter, but they told him to beat it."

"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."

"Why did the Redgaurd's toe hurt? His Hammerfell"

"A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed."

"Politicians only kiss babies because it might be theirs."