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Joke of the Day

"I kinda want Hillary to win the US election Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under."

"If it's any consolation, your Doppelganger is probably having a really awesome day."

"Every time I lay down in bed I think 'why didn't I do this sooner?'"

"In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just like the peace and quiet."

"You gotta give it up to whoever invented mistletoe at Christmas, all they did was hang up a weed, but were like, ""now ye must kiss me."""

"Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America."

"What do you call an Islamic comedian? A Funni Muslim"

"What does a condom have in common with a coffin? Ones for coming and ones for going."

"I've started making jokes about sodium and potassium. I think I've finally got the NaK of it."

"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."