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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish Men get Circumcised ...Because Jewish woman cant resist 20% OFF."
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"Conan: Texas recently had 9 earthquakes in a day. But don't worry: Scientists are hard at work figuring out exactly what God was angry about"
"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"
"I just broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone on the side."
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"The Masochist begged the Sadist, ""Beat me, beat me!!"" The Sadist said, ""No"""
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