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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only need one nail to hang"
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"What did the blind man say to the blind man? Long time no see."
"Sorry I referred to your baby shower as a gift extortion party."
"What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet"
"So me and my friends got in a ride with a student driver today... He knew how to get us to school in time."
"I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed"
"Knock Knock: Nutella Knock Knock Who's there? Nutella Nutella who? I'm Nutella-ing you."
"Why don't paperclips move around a lot? They like being stationery."
"If your woman is always reminding you of how other many guys want her and you are lucky she is still with you, dump that ho. Let those wolves have her."
"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."