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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force? ISITH"
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"No need for instructions when building something, just put it together all wrong & then read them later after taking it apart to start over."
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"My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring..."
"Did you hear about the man who choked on an issue of The Guardian after learning about his brothers passing? He found the news hard to swallow."
"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!"