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Joke of the Day

"Weed is better than beer because with weed the ugly chick stays ugly."

"I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady."

"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"

"You know, after all these years, I hardly remember the first girlfriend I had. I remember she was Muslim, but physically, all I can recall are the beautiful hazel eyes Jihad."

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between we call the ""Friend Zone""."

"What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup."

"12 ways to cut down on clickbait! This wasn't one of them"

"I put a bumper sticker on my car that says ""honk if I'm pretty"" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights"

"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari."