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Joke of the Day
"Quadruplets: Four crying out loud."
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"If you're French when you're outside and Dutch in the hallway, what are you when you're in the bathroom? [X-Post r/dadjokes] European. My dad said this one earlier today."
"What do you call a gay man's nut sack? Mud Flaps"
"[on 1st date] Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single? Me: Single? Who's single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn."
"Airport moving sidewalks are great for when you only want to feel like George Jetson for 10 seconds before you're back to Fred Flintstone."
"Why are gay men such bad people? Because they are all fucking assholes"
"Why do they eat snails in France? They don't like fastfood"
"Nobody in Yemen likes the Flintstones. Which is funny, because people of Abu Dhabi do."
"What's cooler than Obama? Snowbama"
"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Hot as fuck and all over my crotch while I am trying to drive."