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Joke of the Day
"National Women's Equality Day is the Same Day as National Dog's Day Coincidence? I think not."
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"my high school class voted me ""most likely to hover over the snack table at the ten year reunion"""
"Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat? Damn E-mails!"
"A man had a stroke and lost the use of the left side of his body. He's all right now."
"What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?"
"My girlfriend wants a Christmas Gift she can wear... I'm going to give her a facial."
"My relationships are like a reddit safe pic. Starts off with great anticipations. No responses for a while. Then ends in empty promises and disappointment."
"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a far more peaceful place."
"Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar."
"What happens after an alligator commits a crime? You call an investigator"