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Joke of the Day
"I banged my teenage daughter last night... In the head accidentally with a basketball."
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"Starting a dating site for old farts like me calling it carbon dating."
"what do you call a number of pie that was eaten illegally? Pie rate!"
"what goes thump thump thump squish thump thump thump squish a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker."
"I was going to tell a time travel joke... But I already told it."
"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain."
"I take issue with people stealing magazines."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"I told my friend I had HIV... She asked me if I was sure. I told her I was positive."
"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin."