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Joke of the Day
"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"
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"Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident."
"In a Mediterranean restaurant...(xpost /r/puns) What did the sick chef say to the bus boy? ""Oh man, I feelafal"""
"I don't want to sound too impressive, but my Sims character gets laid PRETTY FREQUENTLY."
"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"
"I would say ex-wives suck, but if they did, they might still be married."
"Studies show 9 out of 10 people prefer sex. Why do you think that is"
"*takes a picture of mother nature* MOTHER NATURE: delete it"
"""What a nut job"" I exclaimed, on my first day as President of Almonds"
"My family and I went to visit this new zoo that opened up recently but they only had a single canine there It was a shih tzu"