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Joke of the Day
"Studies show 9 out of 10 people prefer sex. Why do you think that is"
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"Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek. Now I'm back in the closet."
"What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!"
"I'm shit at remembering names. But isn't every Tom, Rick, and Larry"
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina ? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."
"Girl: ""all boys are the same"" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities."
"Brown Bell What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duuunnnggg"
"Your mom's so slutty, she got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at a sperm bank."
"Why do gay people dress so well? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!"
"How do pianists remember which groceries to buy? They use a Chopin Liszt!"