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Joke of the Day
"What was the black lab's favorite planet? Earf! Earf!"
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"Just came across a very strange porn site....took me ages to clean it off my screen"
"Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name"
"What's an artist's favorite fruit? Crayon-berries Sorry"
"A car dealership twice the size... ...can offer a whole lot more."
"Him: What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god? Me: oh, um, science."
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwhich at subway... Whoops, wrong sub."
"Wanna Play Barbies? Man: ""Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"" Lady: ""I guess so?"" Man: ""Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."""
"The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalotopuss"