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Joke of the Day
"Why don't good golfers cheat? Cause they play the fairway."
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"My mom told me it was impossible to build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta"
"I think my friend's new bowl is really a colander He told me a long story about how he uses it for mixing, but it doesn't hold water."
"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."
"What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's? Well one of them is a cunning runt."
"*drives Toyota Corolla into Mordor* ""See, nobody suspected a thing"""
"I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife I thought that was a good trade"
"Boy to his Girlfriend: Can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.... Girl: You have the largest penis among your friends."
"I like my women like I like my Little Caesar's pizza- Hot & Ready."
"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""