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Joke of the Day
"My parents always taught me to pursue my dreams. That's why I take so many naps."
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"[identifying body] Cop: this him? Me: yea Cop: he's burnt pretty bad huh Me: yea Cop: ... Me: ... Cop: prolly get a discount on cremation"
"How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking? With a Nine Inch Nail."
"7yr old ""Do women get their periods on weekends too?"" Me ""Yes"" 7yr old mutters to herself ""Jesus Christ"""
"Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9"
"Idaho The official potato of your mom"
"I heard about a new drug that is super addictive and leaves one in a state of sustained indifference. Parents, talk to your children about Crystal Meh."
"On a hot day, what did the pig say to the other pig after he came back from the car? ""It's bacon in there!"""
"What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien? One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears"
"How long do black women need to bring the garbage out? About 9 month."