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Joke of the Day

"Why are black girls tame in bed? Because they have no daddy issues."

"I used to have a 2 year old son, he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died... For inspiration"

"How to keep a reader in suspense? [removed]"

"What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!"

"On Canadian twitter they should give us 148 characters. We have extra U's in words like colour & the ""eh"" we need to add at the end."

"LPT: Don't let a doctor examine you without clothes on Make him put his clothes on"

"Things I suck at:1. Being attractive.2. Being normal.3. Relationships.4. Texting back.5. Math.6. Life."

"My apologies to Tom Cruise. I honestly thought that Scientologists dug up and studied old scientists."

"Tonight's Menu: Gourmet pork blend sausage with organic tomato reduction, served on warm split bread rolls. AKA: Hot dogs with ketchup."

"I love raking all the leaves in my yard into a big pile then running really fast and jumping to conclusions when people don't text me back."