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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!"
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"If you woke up naked, in the middle of the forest with no memory of what happened and your butt is covered in lube, would you tell anyone? ""*No!*"" Wanna to go camping?"
"Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We'd been married for 12 years."
"My dick is like news... ...because it passes from mouth to mouth."
"I once saw my grandparents have sex And that's why I don't eat raisins"
"Job interview with Al-Qaeda Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today. ""Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? "", they asked."
"What's the difference between Trump and Clinton? 62 Electoral Votes"
"The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn't leave a voicemail."
"Need help with a joke! What's a funny reason that Germany or Germans can't be trusted that doesn't have to do with nazis?"
"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"