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Joke of the Day
"Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school? Broccoli"
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"If I have 10 cookies and someone takes one away - how many cookies do I have? 10 cookies and some bloody knuckles"
"Guys my calendar is really sick.. I think its days are numbered."
"Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences? Time served"
"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"
"Mom. Dad. I like my coffee like I like my women. I don't like coffee. I'm gay."
"A recent study by statisticians... ...shows the average human has one breast and one testicle."
"Why does hitler not like jewish lemonade ? Its to hasidic"
"Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean."
"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo."