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Joke of the Day
"""It's going to be amazing!"" No, it's not."
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"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"
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"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection... Judge says, First offender?' She says, No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock up someone's ass."
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"What did the hen say to his bar pals? Let's get some chicks!"