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Joke of the Day
"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"
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"Hitler was a bad guy... But then again he did kill hitler. But he also killed the guy that killed hitler, so..."
"Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet"
"I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you."
"[getting a haircut] BARBER: anything else? ME: cut me BARBER: what? no ME: like sweeney todd BARBER: i'm no- ME:make me into a pie"
"Horses are the most negative animals... ...they are such neigh-sayers"
"What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? Redhead"
"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."
"Ha ha! Clinton-Dix"
"What do you call a fatality that results from friendly fire in a gang war? Homiecide"