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Joke of the Day

"How much do used batteries cost? Nothing, they are free of charge."

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"Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you."
"What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy? ""Make me one with everything."""
"Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo? Because he felt like IT"
"donation for swimming pool Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"
"what's the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"
"""building-building building building building-building building"" (translatiom: structur-making tower makimg another structure-making tower)"
"What does a pimp and a redneck have on common? They both like to throw a ho-down."
"Airport bathrooms are home to the loudest, angriest, most unapologetic farts known to man."