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Joke of the Day
"Dear diarrhea, You're a piece of never-ending shit."
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"If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?"
"Went to a restaurant. The sign said ""breakfast anytime."" So I ordered French toast during the renaissance"
"ME: who's a good boy *kissy noises* DOG: I just murdered the cat ME: you are, yes you are *rubs dog's head* DOG: you're next buddy"
"How the name WIFE was invented They took 1st and last 2 letters of WILDLIFE and invented WIFE :)"
"Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."
"""911, what's your emergency?"" Hi i need to report a kidnapping. My son is taking a nap in my room right now."
"Why don't they let blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out the dogs."
"[REPOST] How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him."