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Joke of the Day

"Before I workout, I like to warm up with 10 sets of selfie's."

"Sometimes I think my dog is only interested in food, then I realise that's mostly all I'm interested in as well. He's alright."

"What was Hitler's favourite beer? Pure blonde"

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere!"

"My keys always end up in the pocket opposite of my free hand."

"What's the difference between OP and eggs? Eggs actually get laid."

"A man gets a quote tattooed on his dick. He goes home to his wife who says, ""stop trying to put words in my mouth!"""

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. My life is a meme :')"

"What do you call a blond woman who dyes her hair brown? Her name, you asshole."