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Joke of the Day
"Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ""quickie"" only you do it yourself."
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"How do you get a fat lady in a car? Piece of cake."
"What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"How do you get 50 old ladies to yell ""fuck""? Have one old lady yell ""bingo"""
"Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch."
"I'm a bit worried. I was checking my testicles this morning, and I noticed that one of them... ...is considerably larger than the other two."
"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."
"The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects."
"Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane? You would too if you had to fly Alitalia."
"What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? You mothersucker."