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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe how much of this stuff at the self checkout is free."
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"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking."
"Why does Noddy have a bell on top of his hat? Because he's a dickhead."
"I thought VH1 was showing an episode of The Golden Girls, but turns out it was an interview with Steven Tyler, David Bowie & Keith Richards."
"I fake all my origamis."
"What do you call a limp snake? An ereptile dysfunction."
"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."
"1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey."
"At least we know the people who killed the 5 cops in Texas weren't terrorists Because Muslims can't kill pigs. I'm going to hell"
"What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A diabetic who's been struck by lightning."