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Joke of the Day
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
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"If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!"
"What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle? Abu Bikr"
"What's the best part about dating an epileptic? You don't have to pay for a vibrator."
"Obama: Hello Amer- *feels a tug on his suit coat* What Joe?? Biden: What color should the lion be? Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*"
"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."
"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. "
"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."
"How many south americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."
"When I was a kid, we had to do emojis with our face."