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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle? Abu Bikr"
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"I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out."
"Guarantees in life 1. Death 2. A waitress will ask how everything is while your mouth is full but never be around when you need a refill"
"I'm an expert at dating After all, I work in the calendar factory 12 hours a day"
"My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs."
"Why don't Hindus ever have good luck after reincarnating? They always get buried in Indian burial grounds"
"Have you ever seen Puns: The Musical? If not, you really should. It's a great play on words."
"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome."
"3 guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks."
"April showers bring May flowers, and what do Mayflowers bring? Smallpox."