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Joke of the Day

"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."

"The punchline might tie in perfectly with the joke... or it might knot."

"Why couldn't the Jedi open the door? He didn't use enough force..."

"Some people wouldn't know good literature even if... ...they got slapped across the face with a Moby Dick."

"Divorces should just be reverse weddings where you get pushed out of a church while your friends steal appliances from your home."

"I want to marry a girl named Jane So that when our kids act out, I can just say it runs in the janepool."

"A frog goes into a bank... Only to *robbit*."

"What do you call a fake friend? a faux!"

"When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived."

"Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast."