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Joke of the Day

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. "

"What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !"

"I was hitting the random button at the top what are the chances of getting ""Ask Reddit"" 10 times in a row?"

"My son just got a tattoo of a heart, a spade, a club, and a diamond, all without my permission. I guess I'll deal with him later."

"What do Mexican Zombies eat? Re-fried brains."

"I'm thrilled that you found Jesus. Where was he hiding?"

"After being fired Donald Trump went to collect his last paycheck from NBC but HR wasn't sure who toupee"

"Why can a penguin never win Best Actor? Because it is part black."

"I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work."

"I went to the library today and asked for a book on manners. The librarian replied, ""We haven't got any, so fcuk off."""