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Joke of the Day

"How many south americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."

"What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw? Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases."

"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."

"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."

"Now I'm trying to see if I can hear the ocean - me, as a gynecologist"

"What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai"

"Today would have been my moms 50th birthday... but she was born in January."

"Did you know i DJ? Yeah, but I only do it every unce in a while."

"So my girlfriend caught me cheating Dunno what pisses her off more, that I cheated, or that I destroyed her daughters grave."

"Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand They're good at detecting traps"