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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless."

"You have to remember to be sensitive with jokes about the events in Paris. One mean joke and the reaction could be Explosive"

"They told me to get help when I was suicidal. My guy was terrible-- he wouldn't even pull the trigger!"

"Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year."

"New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed"

"Stephen Hawking's worn out two pair of shoes since the last time my co-worker said something intelligent."

"DAE accidentally call the wrong replacement when you can't teach your classroom that day? Whoops, wrong sub"

"wish there was an edit option when d atm shows ur account balance!"

"Everyone always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a bottle of wine, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter."

"If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many."