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Joke of the Day

"New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed"

"Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who a good boy is."

"I was walking across the park... ...when I noticed a ball in the air getting bigger. ""That's odd"", I thought, ""how is it doing that?"" Then it hit me..."

"Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich hot and can keep you up all night."

"What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced? They put him under joint custody."

"Can you get HIV off a toilete seat? Only if it's already in use"

"Black Lives Matter is protesting the Twin Cities Marathon... ...there must be a huge race issue in America"

"A lifetime supply of McDonalds is actually pretty short"

"Apple's latest phone is going to be a hit. It's the iPhone Success."

"Twentieth Century Fox should really consider updating their name."