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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.... A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"The tourist: ""Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"""

"Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They haven't got anti-aliasing."

"A man calls in to work sick on a Friday His boss asks him, ""Why what's wrong with you?"" He replies, ""its my eyes boss... I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."""

"Witnessing a person attempt to use a word that is beyond their comprehension is like watching a dog eat a bee."

"I'm setting more realistic New Year's resolutions this year, like never doing anything right and not pleasing my wife."

"When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr."

"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."

"Oh God. Yes. This is so good. I love it so much I'm having a sarcasm."

"What do you call the hair between grandma's breasts? Her pussy."