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Joke of the Day
"wish there was an edit option when d atm shows ur account balance!"
Next Joke
"(telling a ghost story) You know those knocking noises you hear at night? That's adulthood coming for you! *all the adults start screaming*"
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack."
"I am... A joke !"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."
"How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack? He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!"
"What do you call a bear that's questioning their sexuality? A bipolar bear."
"I crave feet in the sand, a gentle ocean breeze, the sun on my face, and two entirely new presidential candidates."
"Sometimes I spice up my love life by getting my girlfriend to wear a long black nightgown with buttons on it. Makes her look just like a remote control."
"When she says she is ""new to NetFlix and Chill"". ~ and her bed has surround sound..."