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Joke of the Day

"Stephen Hawking's worn out two pair of shoes since the last time my co-worker said something intelligent."

"Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have"

"Shakira molests air and calls it dancing."

"I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes But it's really hard"

"The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat."

"What is the difference between a priest and a pedophile? A pedophile does not get tax exemptions for raping young boys."

"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"

"Tragedy strikes us today as a local ""Caution Tape"" factory explodes, leaving officials unsure how to properly barricade the area"

"Us New Yorkers try to stick to the four main food groups; pizza, pizza bagels, pizza pies, and cheesecake."

"I didn't find the food in Budapest very filling, so I left Hungary."