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Joke of the Day

"DAE accidentally call the wrong replacement when you can't teach your classroom that day? Whoops, wrong sub"

"How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it."

"What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. You push them both aside and keep on eating."

"""I'm gonna make a cool new social media site for college kids, but only for a few years. Then it'll be a mom scrapbook"" ~ Mark Zuckerberg"

"What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."

"For Sale: Parachute Never opened, slightly stained."

"What do the elderly eat? Dementos"

"I prefer shampoo to the real thing."

"My daughter's been seeing someone called Jim. Only for an hour each time, always in sports gear and often sweaty afterwards. I don't approve"

"Where do the gays in New Mexico live? Santa FE GUURLL!!!!"