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Joke of the Day
"Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane? He usually flies twice as high."
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"And the Oscar goes to... ...Jail!"
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"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump and the 7 pissing prostitutes? Because the real joke is CNN's journalistic integrity."
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"Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
"I really don't know how to put this but I think I am allergic either to peanut butter or dog saliva."
"How do blind doctors deliver babies? With a can't c-section."
"Some coworkers sign emails with ""cheers"" or ""sincerely"" followed by their names but I typically use ""you've made a powerful enemy today."""