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Joke of the Day
"Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane? He usually flies twice as high."
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"What's the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."
"What did the lady archaeologist say I have a ""bone"" to pick with you"
"Did you see that new porno for necrophiliacs? It's called ""Sex Feet Under""."
"What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station? Cu Copper."
"Child: Dad, I don't like the goldfish... Dad: Shut up and eat your dinner."
"What did one condom say to another? Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced."
"What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry."
"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"
"Two guys stole a calendar They both got six months"