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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why police dogs are called K9? Well, because if they used ""K10"", they'd be cats."
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"Brother: *calls* Can you pick me up at the airport tomorrow? Me: Sure. Can't wait to see you. Him: I land at 5 AM. Me: I have no brother."
"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"
"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"
"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."
"Five. Five dollar. Five dollar (and thirty five cents sales tax) footlong."
"What was the first thing Adam said to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"
"My wife told me to get her something she can use for her birthday this year. So I got her a face-lift and a tummy tuck."
"How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb? None: the light bulb must find $80,000 to become clear, then it will have the self-determination to change itself."
"Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit."