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Joke of the Day
"What was the first thing Adam said to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"
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"What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne"
"Instead of a happy ending the masseuse gave me an indie movie ending. She stopped suddenly at a random point and left everything unresolved."
"Chuck Norris can squeeze blood from a stone. He must feed his children."
"What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student? ""Ur-ine!"""
"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."
"If she likes old school hip-hop, she probably wants the D12."
"Who the fuck said, ""Less is more""? You know what is more? More, damn it!"
"Life After Death Hey grandma, do you think that life after death will be beautiful? Grandma: Well that depends, who died?"
"Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks = girl ant. If it floats = buoyant."