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Joke of the Day
"What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit? ""He did gnat see that coming"""
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"I've just been refused entry to the National Alzheimer's conference. ""Do you know who I am?"" I shouted."
"Joke comments: so you can get all your best jokes in one place. Put jokes in comments!"
"Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't."
"If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her."
"It only takes 3 inches to please a woman And it doesn't matter if it's visa or MasterCard"
"Response to ""LPT: If you ever get cold..."" What if your corner isn't 90 degrees? Well, it just wouldn't be right."
"[A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can't wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married"
"Overheard this at Grand Canyon. ""Why do they put chicken wire around these plants? Other guy:"" To protect the chicken plants"""
"How did Canada name their country? They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"