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Joke of the Day

"If Kristen Stewart played the daughter in Taken, Liam Neeson would probably just let the bad guys have her."

"If at first you don't succeed... ...keep on sucking until you suck seed."

"Got robbed. Someone broke into my house, stole my stuff, but then replaced everything with an exact replica. I pointed this out to my closest friend, and he went, ""Have we met?""."

"What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt."

"Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?"

"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!"

"I watched Se7en for the first time today, I was completely blind going in.. What's in the box!?!?!"

"A family Checks in to a Hotel The father goes to the front desk & says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you pervert."""

"What is a gay dinosaur called? Nsfw Megasorass"

"What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio"