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Joke of the Day
"Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't."
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"What do you call a bossy kitty? A pushy cat"
"i dont care if people dislike me, but if a pet ignores me, i will hit them up nonstop & keep changing my look drastically until they love me"
"The doctors rushed quickly to remove the bullet which was lodged in his artery... But it turns out it was all in vain"
"My friend died when she saw a wild ox wearing a knitted jumper. It was a Cardi Yak arrest."
"We're equally riveted by stories like the Chilean miners (33 men, 1 hole) & Tiger Woods (1 man, 33 holes)."
"BANISTER A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. ""What are you doing?"" he asks. She answers, ""Warming up your dinner."""
"TIL that 1 in every 10 people in North America lives next door to a pedophile. Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 8 year old."
"My coworker replaced her chair with an exercise ball to ""work her core."" I'm eating a giant chocolate chip cookie for breakfast. I win."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent"