187145

Joke of the Day

"2010 prediction: Tiger Woods will leave golf entirely and begin a career in politics, where sex scandals are more widely accepted."

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"

"I'm not in favour of student loans. I think people should get their own student."

"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not very many of them can dance."

"You better lock your doors tonight, person who taught my parents texting."

"I put my grandma on speed dial. Instagram is a thing, right?"

"How do you make a Whiskey Sour? Crush it's hopes and dreams."

"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo."

"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."