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Joke of the Day

"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."

"Where do blind people got to get their college degrees?"

"Clever Insult joke If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"My standards are as high as my pull up bar which is on the ground, in my basement."

"My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face."

"How many Frenchman does it take to defend France? I don't know. They've never tried."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a truck? The truck doesn't scream when you pump gas into it."

"Friend: How many calories does heartache burn? Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire."

"what idiot called it becoming a zombie and not waking up on the wrong side of the dead"

"I did not expect Brazil to get beaten this badly by Germany I really did Nazi it coming"