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Joke of the Day
"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."
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"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."
"Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention."
"How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another? Shoot one of them."
"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The **punch**-line :)"
"Did you hear about the time all GPS systems became self-aware? Things were taking unexpected turns."
"Why are Austalian grocery stores the best? Because of their Koala Tea"
"John said: ""Come forth, and receive eternal salvation."" However, John came fifth and got a toaster."
"Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call."
"What's the worst thing about being drunk? Ask a glass of water."