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Joke of the Day
"How did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."
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"What do you call a slutty housewife? A dirty dishwasher."
"Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair"
"Jury duty [Burps] Wow, excuse me. Judge: You're excu-STOP THAT!"
"I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work."
"""Give it to me!"" she yelled ""Give it to me!"" She yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted. I was keeping the umbrella."
"Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."
"nothing at all 1. test 1 2. test 2"
"How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers? Because they both ""practice"" their professions."
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