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Joke of the Day
"Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair"
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"So a guy goes to the doctor to get a physical and the doctor says, ""Holy shit you have five penises, how do your pants fit?"" The guy replies, ""Like a glove."""
"How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout? You triangulate their position!"
"Why did Loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection"
"Once you've seen one shopping center... ...you've seen a mall."
"Which rapist was a famous mathematician? Bill cos(b)"
"Best thing ever is when you see your X-Girlfriend and she is now your XL-girlfriend"
"A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute for the middle finger."
"What is the most sensitive part of a man's body while he is masturbating? His ears."
"i'm a functioning alcoholic which means i like alcohol roughly as much as i like functioning."